The Static Free Collective
You're not an alcoholic.
You're just done.
The alternative finally exists.
Life gets better when the static clears.
Sound Familiar?
You keep telling yourself you'll cut back.
Next week. After the stress dies down. After the holidays. It never does.
You're not drinking because you love it anymore. You're drinking because stopping feels more complicated than continuing. You've tried moderating. You've tried rules. You've tried 'just weekends.' None of it stuck.
Every morning you wake up and have the same argument with yourself you had the day before. That argument is exhausting and the only solution anyone ever offered you was a label you don't identify with and a room you don't belong in.
No. You're never going to have to stand up and call yourself an alcoholic. That's not what this is.
The Alternative
You stop having the argument.
You stop waking up annoyed at yourself. Not because something fell apart but because one day you decide you're done. Full stop.
No label required. No story bad enough to qualify. No program that makes you introduce yourself as your worst habit.
Just DONE, and done is enough.
That's when the noise around drinking stops and the static clears.
This is where you start.
Who I Am
I built this because it didn't exist.
I'm Jen Laws. Gen X woman, retired party girl who took that energy way into my 40s.
I've been alcohol free since May 1, 2023. Not because I lost everything but because I looked at my life and decided I was done.
I built The Static Free Collective because nothing out there was built for women like me. Everything was either AA or a 30-day challenge with a pastel color palette. I am neither of those things. Bet you aren't either.
Diploma in Coaching and Positive Psychology · Certificate in Alcohol Free Performance Coaching (ICF & AC Accredited, under Andy Ramage)
The Static Free Lounge
You've been looking for this room your whole adult life.
The Static Free Lounge is a private membership community for Gen X women who are done with the gray area.
Not the dramatic, lost-everything kind of done. The "I'm exhausted by my own thought process around booze and I want to talk to women who actually get it" kind.
This is not AA. You will never be asked to stand up and say you're an alcoholic. It's a room built for Gen X women who show up honestly, talk straight, and don't require an explanation before they understand you. What's said in here stays in here.
This is the room you come back to.
Founding Member Rate
$27/month
Locked for life.
First 30 members only. After that, $47/month.
No contracts. Cancel anytime.
Free Guide
Not ready yet? Start here.
You're Not Imagining It is a free guide for the woman who's been pretending she's fine. Ten questions. One honest conversation. No program. No pressure. No strings.
Just you and the questions you've been avoiding.