The Static Free Lounge
You've been looking for this room your whole adult life.
It didn't exist. Until now.
A private membership community for Gen X women who are done with the gray area and done doing it alone.
What this is
Not a program. Not a wellness space. A room.
The Static Free Lounge is for Gen X women who are done with the gray area. Not done in a dramatic, lost-everything way. Done in an 'I'm exhausted by my own thought process around booze and I want to talk to women who actually get it' way.
It's a room built for women who show up honestly, talk straight, and don't require an explanation before they understand you.
You've been doing this alone long enough. That part ends now.
What this is not
— AA or any 12-step program
— A clinical or medical approach
— Another generic wellness brand with a pastel color palette
— A space where you have to call yourself an alcoholic
— Content pushed from the top down. Conversations here are driven by the women in the room
No contracts. Cancel anytime.
Inside the Lounge
This is the room you come back to.
01
Weekly Live Calls with Jen
Hosted by Jen every week and recorded for playback in case you can't join live. No guilt, no catching up required.
02
Daily Check-Ins
Feels like a group text, not an assignment. Show up when you want. No roll call. No performance.
03
Real Talk
The 2am thoughts. The almost caved moments. The things you don't say out loud anywhere else. This is where you're heard.
04
Community-Driven Conversations
Driven by the women in the room, not just content pushed from the top down. Your questions, your topics.
05
Resources & Recommendations
Books, recommendations, and resources curated so you don't have to go looking for them yourself.
06
Jen In the Room
Consistently. Not just posting and disappearing. She's here the same way you are.
Founding Membership
Come sit with us.
Founding member spots are limited to 30. After that the price goes up
and the founding seat is gone for good.
Founding Member Rate
$27/month
Locked for life.
First 30 members only. After that, $47/month.
No contracts. Cancel anytime.
Standard Rate
$47/month
After founding seats are filled.
No contracts. Cancel anytime.
What to Expect
No fluff. No hand-holding. No pretending.
Jen shows up honestly and expects the same. That's how this works.
A few ground rules: coaching is not therapy or medical advice. If you're physically dependent on alcohol, see a doctor first. That's non-negotiable.
Everything stays confidential. Jen can't promise a specific outcome. She can promise you won't do this alone anymore.